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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
just now
61 Ethnic cleansing.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
60 Half-assed foreplay.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
just now
82 Lumberjack fantasies.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
just now
45 Scientology.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
just now
84 Pictures of boobs.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
1 mins ago
51 Laying an egg.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
1 mins ago
35 A robust mongoloid.
What's that smell?
1 mins ago
34 Friction.
What's the most emo?
1 mins ago
71 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
2 mins ago
111 Revenge fucking.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
z | 1
Raptor attacks.
x | 2
Dick Cheney.
c | 3
Tickle Me Elmo™.
 
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