Some Recent Plays
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
111 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
4 hours ago
66 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
4 hours ago
18 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
4 hours ago
56 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
4 hours ago
56 Lactation.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
19 Prancing.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
4 hours ago
62 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
4 hours ago
26 Uppercuts.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
85 A bleached asshole.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
4 hours ago
79 Man meat.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
z | 1
x | 2
Half-assed foreplay.
c | 3
Pulling out.
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