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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 hours ago
63 Pterodactyl eggs.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 hours ago
1 Chutzpah.
Eating an albino.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 hours ago
74 Tickle Me Elmo™.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 hours ago
65 Paula Dean's diabetes
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
2 hours ago
51 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
42 Man meat.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
2 hours ago
57 Former President George W. Bush.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 hours ago
71 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
21 Adderall™.
What's my secret power?
2 hours ago
31 Embryonic stem cells.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
z | 1
A thermonuclear detonation.
x | 2
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
c | 3
Too much hair gel.
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