Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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71 Pulling out.
What am I giving up for Lent?
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40 Hunting accidents.
Why can't I sleep at night?
8 hours ago
26 The forbidden fruit.
What's the new fad diet?
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107 Autocannibalism.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
8 hours ago
50 A monkey smoking a cigar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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49 Switching to Geico.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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76 Vigorous jazz hands.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
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27 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
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66 Dick fingers.
What are my parents hiding from me?
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141 Incest.
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z | 1
A thermonuclear detonation.
x | 2
Genghis Khan.
c | 3
Powerful thighs.
 
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