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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 hours ago
71 Literally eating shit.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
64 Multiple stab wounds.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
2 hours ago
18 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
2 hours ago
65 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
What helps Obama unwind?
2 hours ago
14 Active listening.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
45 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
2 hours ago
24 Glenn Beck.
What gets better with age?
2 hours ago
19 The Übermensch.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 hours ago
55 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
2 hours ago
64 A clandestine butt scratch.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
An asymmetric boob job.
x | 2
Same-sex ice dancing.
c | 3
Amputees.
 
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