Some Recent Plays
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 hours ago
86 Black people.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
3 hours ago
1 Bestiality.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
3 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
24 hours ago
1 Amputees.
Making the penises kiss.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
24 hours ago
85 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
What's that sound?
31 hours ago
59 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
31 hours ago
47 Good grammar.
What will always get you laid?
31 hours ago
122 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
31 hours ago
28 A hot mess.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
31 hours ago
48 Christopher Walken.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
z | 1
A drive-by shooting.
x | 2
Prancing.
c | 3
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
 
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