Some Recent Plays
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
22 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
22 hours ago
93 Balls.
Why do I hurt all over?
22 hours ago
70 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
25 hours ago
60 Tangled Slinkys.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
25 hours ago
53 Wifely duties.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
25 hours ago
94 Pictures of boobs.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
25 hours ago
48 Racially-biased SAT questions.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
25 hours ago
34 Clams.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
25 hours ago
57 Justin Bieber.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
z | 1
Santa Claus.
x | 2
The Gulags.
c | 3
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
 
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