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White people like __________.
3 hours ago
41 A lifetime of sadness.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
3 hours ago
28 Shaft.
What are my parents hiding from me?
3 hours ago
44 World peace.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
3 hours ago
1 The Red Menace.
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. It's a trap!
3 hours ago
51 A can of whoop-ass.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 hours ago
70 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 hours ago
70 My sex life.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
4 hours ago
2 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Amputees.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
4 hours ago
34 Loose lips.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
8 hours ago
119 Penis envy.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
z | 1
A zesty breakfast burrito.
x | 2
Former President George W. Bush.
c | 3
Oversized lollipops.
 
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