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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
20 hours ago
1 Viagra®.
Scrubbing under the folds.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
20 hours ago
94 Coughing into a vagina.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
20 hours ago
39 Auschwitz.
What gets better with age?
20 hours ago
88 A wheelchair death race.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
20 hours ago
75 The terrorists.
Why am I sticky?
20 hours ago
56 My sex life.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
24 hours ago
1 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
A really cool hat.
What will always get you laid?
24 hours ago
76 Grandma.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
24 hours ago
113 A micropenis.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
24 hours ago
87 Pedophiles.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
z | 1
Actually taking candy from a baby.
x | 2
Moral ambiguity.
c | 3
Licking things to claim them as your own.
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