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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
10 hours ago
1 Viagra®.
The Hamburglar.
White people like __________.
11 hours ago
41 A thermonuclear detonation.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
11 hours ago
33 Breaking out into song and dance.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
11 hours ago
29 New Age music.
War! What is it good for?
11 hours ago
34 The Rapture.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
11 hours ago
84 Flesh-eating bacteria.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
11 hours ago
61 The Kool-Aid Man.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
11 hours ago
50 Eating too much of a lamp.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
11 hours ago
20 Ring Pops™.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
11 hours ago
44 Poor life choices.
z | 1
A crappy little hand.
x | 2
Quivering jowls.
c | 3
The harsh light of day.
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