Some Recent Plays
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
2 hours ago
33 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
4 hours ago
44 Date rape.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
4 hours ago
44 Doing the right thing.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 hours ago
74 Kamikaze pilots.
What's a girl's best friend?
4 hours ago
71 Necrophilia.
What gets better with age?
4 hours ago
128 German dungeon porn.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
71 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 hours ago
34 Full frontal nudity.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
4 hours ago
1 Sexting.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
4 hours ago
72 A micropenis.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Switching to Geico.
c | 3
Keeping Christ in Christmas.
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