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64 Women's suffrage.
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8 mins ago
94 Sexual humiliation.
War! What is it good for?
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60 Half-assed foreplay.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
25 mins ago
71 Child abuse.
What's my secret power?
26 mins ago
62 Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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61 An asymmetric boob job.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
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What never fails to liven up the party?
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What's that smell?
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This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
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36 Smegma.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
x | 2
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
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Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
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