Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
6 hours ago
62 The Blood of Christ.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
7 hours ago
55 Queefing.
Why can't I sleep at night?
9 hours ago
44 Adult Friendfinder.
War! What is it good for?
11 hours ago
33 Doing the right thing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
45 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
221 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
222 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
237 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
317 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
317 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
White people like __________.
z | 1
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
x | 2
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
c | 3
The clitoris.
 
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