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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
115 mins ago
41 The miracle of childbirth.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
116 mins ago
31 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
116 mins ago
27 Alcoholism.
I drink to forget __________.
79 hours ago
42 Bees?
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
79 hours ago
22 Friends who eat all your snacks.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
79 hours ago
88 Genital piercings.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
79 hours ago
14 World peace.
What's my anti-drug?
82 hours ago
45 Ronald Reagan.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
82 hours ago
28 The Big Bang.
What gets better with age?
82 hours ago
72 Half-assed foreplay.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
z | 1
Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.
x | 2
A micropenis.
c | 3
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
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