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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
1 mins ago
1 Foreskin.
Children on leashes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
1 mins ago
41 Smegma.
2 mins ago
1 Puppies!
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
2 mins ago
22 Chivalry.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
2 mins ago
89 Incest.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
2 mins ago
27 Faith healing.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
2 mins ago
44 Santa Claus.
__________: good to the last drop.
2 mins ago
55 Deflowering the princess.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
3 mins ago
57 God.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 mins ago
28 A look-see.
Why do I hurt all over?
z | 1
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
x | 2
Space muffins.
c | 3
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
 
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