Some Recent Plays
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
2 hours ago
84 Dying.
Why do I hurt all over?
2 hours ago
58 Waiting 'til marriage.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
43 Passive-aggression.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 hours ago
42 Drinking alone.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
2 hours ago
68 Raping and pillaging.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 hours ago
102 A vajazzled vagina.
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 hours ago
50 Pixelated bukkake.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
2 hours ago
69 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
32 A Gypsy curse.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
2 hours ago
28 Women's suffrage.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
Opposable thumbs.
c | 3
Altar boys.
 
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