Some Recent Plays
I drink to forget __________.
2 hours ago
44 Popped collars.
What's that smell?
2 hours ago
31 Hunting accidents.
What never fails to liven up the party?
2 hours ago
119 An anal probe.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
2 hours ago
22 Free samples.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
10 hours ago
30 Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
10 hours ago
46 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
10 hours ago
39 Hot Pockets.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
10 hours ago
74 Zeus's sexual appetites.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
10 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Making sex at her.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
10 hours ago
1 A robust mongoloid.
A big black dick.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
A crappy little hand.
c | 3
Natalie Portman.
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