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What's the crustiest?
66 mins ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
67 mins ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
88 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
101 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
149 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
149 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
193 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
306 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
334 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
369 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Why do I hurt all over?
z | 1
Popped collars.
x | 2
Incest.
c | 3
Foreskin.
 
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