Some Recent Plays
What do old people smell like?
just now
30 Friends with benefits.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Queefing.
Apologizing.
What will always get you laid?
just now
52 Sexting.
What's a girl's best friend?
just now
62 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
just now
46 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
5 hours ago
66 Robert Downey, Jr.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
5 hours ago
14 The Hustle.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
5 hours ago
48 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
5 hours ago
118 Bitches.
What will always get you laid?
17 hours ago
91 Vigorous jazz hands.
z | 1
Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
x | 2
Jafar.
c | 3
Inappropriate yodeling.
 
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