Some Recent Plays
What ended my last relationship?
35 mins ago
22 A big hoopla about nothing.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
35 mins ago
121 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
51 mins ago
96 Sperm whales.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
51 mins ago
22 Glenn Beck.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
99 mins ago
33 The terrorists.
Why can't I sleep at night?
108 mins ago
59 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
4 hours ago
34 Lunchables™.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
4 hours ago
38 Public ridicule.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
10 hours ago
88 My genitals.
War! What is it good for?
10 hours ago
58 Mouth herpes.
z | 1
Christopher Walken.
x | 2
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
c | 3
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
 
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