Some Recent Plays
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
48 mins ago
28 A crappy little hand.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
48 mins ago
72 Racism.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
5 hours ago
1 American Gladiators.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
5 hours ago
64 A salty surprise.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
9 hours ago
88 A vajazzled vagina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
9 hours ago
62 Penis envy.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
9 hours ago
27 Swooping.
What's the crustiest?
9 hours ago
59 A mime having a stroke.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
9 hours ago
45 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
9 hours ago
97 Bitches.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
z | 1
Poor people.
x | 2
A sad handjob.
c | 3
The √úbermensch.
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