Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
11 hours ago
55 Actually taking candy from a baby.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
11 hours ago
40 Peeing a little bit.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
15 hours ago
1 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's that sound?
15 hours ago
94 Incest.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
15 hours ago
34 Four Loko.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
15 hours ago
97 Michael Jackson.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
15 hours ago
78 Kim Jong-il.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
15 hours ago
43 Daddy issues.
__________: good to the last drop.
15 hours ago
64 Enormous Scandinavian women.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
15 hours ago
55 Hulk Hogan.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
z | 1
x | 2
Getting really high.
c | 3
The harsh light of day.
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