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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 hours ago
1 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Getting in her pants, politely.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 hours ago
1 Civilian casualties.
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
4 hours ago
94 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
8 hours ago
38 Dry heaving.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
10 hours ago
58 Land mines.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
10 hours ago
44 Hot Pockets®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
10 hours ago
113 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
10 hours ago
30 Switching to Geico.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
15 hours ago
56 The miracle of childbirth.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
17 hours ago
31 Agriculture.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
Robbing a sperm bank.
x | 2
Public ridicule.
c | 3
Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
 
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