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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
just now
89 A defective condom.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
just now
52 The Pope.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
just now
65 A brain tumor.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
just now
23 Aaron Burr.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
just now
1 Viagra®.
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
What ended my last relationship?
just now
40 Words, words, words.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
73 My inner demons.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
just now
48 Racism.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
1 mins ago
76 AXE Body Spray.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
1 mins ago
58 The Kool-Aid Man.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Raptor attacks.
x | 2
Twinkies®.
c | 3
Dying.
 
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