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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
3 hours ago
1 The Force.
Heteronormativity.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Obesity.
A falcon with a cap on its head.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
5 hours ago
61 The hardworking Mexican.
What gets better with age?
6 hours ago
63 Tickle Me Elmo™.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
6 hours ago
112 The boners of the elderly.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
6 hours ago
52 Crystal meth.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
6 hours ago
41 Team-building exercises.
What never fails to liven up the party?
6 hours ago
102 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
6 hours ago
35 Customer service representatives.
What am I giving up for Lent?
6 hours ago
107 German dungeon porn.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
Dead babies.
x | 2
Forgetting the Alamo.
c | 3
Masturbation.
 
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