Some Recent Plays
What's there a ton of in heaven?
6 mins ago
60 Not reciprocating oral sex.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
7 mins ago
59 Erectile dysfunction.
What's that sound?
7 mins ago
71 Hurricane Katrina.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
7 mins ago
1 A brain tumor.
Shaft.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
7 mins ago
95 My vagina.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
8 mins ago
53 A mating display.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
8 mins ago
99 Racism.
What's a girl's best friend?
8 mins ago
60 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
9 mins ago
61 Tiger Woods.
War! What is it good for?
9 mins ago
69 Ominous background music.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
x | 2
Michelle Obama's arms.
c | 3
Robbing a sperm bank.
 
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