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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
5 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
117 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
146 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
181 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
201 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
201 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
255 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
255 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
485 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
485 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
The hardworking Mexican.
x | 2
Pooping in the soup.
c | 3
Cockfights.
 
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