Some Recent Plays
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
14 hours ago
24 The Holy Bible.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
20 hours ago
59 Dick fingers.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
21 hours ago
56 Black people.
What's that sound?
24 hours ago
49 Third base.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
24 hours ago
38 The Big Bang.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
24 hours ago
53 The Blood of Christ.
White people like __________.
24 hours ago
47 Dying of dysentery.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
24 hours ago
91 Date rape.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
24 hours ago
1 Muzzy.
Cards Against Humanity.
Betcha can't have just one!
27 hours ago
39 Wiping her butt.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
x | 2
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
c | 3
William Shatner.
 
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