Some Recent Plays
What's that smell?
14 hours ago
77 Fiery poops.
What's my secret power?
14 hours ago
77 Raping and pillaging.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
14 hours ago
18 Catapults.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
14 hours ago
50 Waterboarding.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
35 hours ago
53 Seduction.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
53 hours ago
14 This answer is postmodern.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
54 hours ago
106 Anal beads.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
54 hours ago
25 Bond, James Bond.
What ended my last relationship?
54 hours ago
53 The true meaning of Christmas.
What's my anti-drug?
54 hours ago
40 William Shatner.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
x | 2
Spontaneous human combustion.
c | 3
Genghis Khan.
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