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What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
6 mins ago
44 Saxophone solos.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
6 mins ago
61 Will Smith.
What's a girl's best friend?
7 mins ago
63 Yeast.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
7 mins ago
26 Exchanging pleasantries.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
7 mins ago
67 Hot Pockets.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
7 mins ago
79 The KKK.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
64 mins ago
81 Sexual humiliation.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
64 mins ago
1 Drinking alone.
Masturbation.
__________. That's how I want to die.
64 mins ago
96 Dying.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
64 mins ago
77 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Vikings.
x | 2
Cockfights.
c | 3
Uppercuts.
 
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