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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
58 mins ago
1 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
46 hours ago
78 Coughing into a vagina.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
46 hours ago
32 Viagra.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
46 hours ago
41 Dick Cheney.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
46 hours ago
18 The Trail of Tears.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
46 hours ago
72 Flavored condoms.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
46 hours ago
39 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
What's that smell?
46 hours ago
99 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
46 hours ago
94 The homosexual agenda.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
46 hours ago
32 Waiting 'til marriage.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Switching to Geico.
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
Finger painting.
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