Some Recent Plays
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
5 hours ago
39 Bono.
What's that sound?
98 hours ago
93 A wheelchair death race.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
98 hours ago
47 The profoundly handicapped.
__________. That's how I want to die.
100 hours ago
47 Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
100 hours ago
1 Nicolas Cage.
AXE Body Spray.
Why can't I sleep at night?
115 hours ago
48 Full frontal nudity.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
116 hours ago
63 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
116 hours ago
63 Neil Patrick Harris.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
116 hours ago
1 Toni Morrison's vagina.
The true meaning of Christmas.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
198 hours ago
43 The economy.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Space muffins.
x | 2
Historical revisionism.
c | 3
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
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