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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
40 mins ago
1 Public ridicule.
America.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
40 mins ago
1 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
41 mins ago
52 The harsh light of day.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
41 mins ago
17 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
41 mins ago
60 Insatiable bloodlust.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
41 mins ago
50 Same-sex ice dancing.
What's my secret power?
7 hours ago
43 Land mines.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
30 hours ago
24 Fear itself.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
30 hours ago
47 Italians.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
30 hours ago
52 Darth Vader.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
z | 1
Making a pouty face.
x | 2
The People's Elbow.
c | 3
Keeping Christ in Christmas.
 
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