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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
30 mins ago
42 Lunchables™.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
30 mins ago
34 The folly of man.
What's my anti-drug?
30 mins ago
66 The Jews.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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105 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What's that smell?
30 mins ago
73 AXE Body Spray.
__________. High five, bro.
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50 The placenta.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
30 mins ago
43 The √úbermensch.
Why do I hurt all over?
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86 Bestiality.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
31 mins ago
82 Robbing a sperm bank.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
31 mins ago
41 The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
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John Wilkes Booth.
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Goats eating cans.
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