Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
13 mins ago
47 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
13 mins ago
87 Pictures of boobs.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
14 mins ago
62 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
14 mins ago
58 Boogers.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
18 Attitude.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
2 hours ago
20 Teaching a robot to love.
__________. High five, bro.
15 hours ago
74 Black people.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
15 hours ago
46 Clams.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
15 hours ago
70 Justin Bieber.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
15 hours ago
61 Spontaneous human combustion.
z | 1
The Jews.
x | 2
Carnies.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
 
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