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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
just now
64 Heartwarming orphans.
What's that sound?
2 mins ago
34 The drama club.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
4 mins ago
71 Same-sex ice dancing.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
8 mins ago
95 A sassy black woman.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
9 mins ago
13 Fabricating statistics.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
10 mins ago
84 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
4 hours ago
86 Black people.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 hours ago
1 Bestiality.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 hours ago
53 Robbing a sperm bank.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
24 hours ago
1 Amputees.
Making the penises kiss.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
z | 1
Praying the gay away.
x | 2
Police brutality.
c | 3
Judge Judy.
 
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