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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
4 hours ago
70 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
23 Tweeting.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
4 hours ago
64 Heartwarming orphans.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
4 hours ago
104 Dick fingers.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
4 hours ago
49 Sean Connery.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
4 hours ago
95 Autocannibalism.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
4 hours ago
44 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
4 hours ago
19 Hunting accidents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
4 hours ago
1 Famine.
Pulling out.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
4 hours ago
29 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
z | 1
A monkey smoking a cigar.
x | 2
Enormous Scandinavian women.
c | 3
A low standard of living.
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