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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
39 hours ago
1 Spectacular abs.
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
46 hours ago
42 Adderall™.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
46 hours ago
40 Spectacular abs.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
46 hours ago
75 Hot Pockets.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
46 hours ago
1 Consultants.
Winking at old people.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
46 hours ago
113 Date rape.
What ended my last relationship?
46 hours ago
97 Licking things to claim them as your own.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
54 hours ago
52 Media coverage.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
54 hours ago
59 Waterboarding.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
54 hours ago
1 A bloody pacifier.
Soup that is too hot.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
z | 1
The heart of a child.
x | 2
George Clooney's musk.
c | 3
A monkey smoking a cigar.
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