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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
33 mins ago
1 Eating an albino.
Kanye West.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
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64 Vigorous jazz hands.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
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40 Martha Stewart.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
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32 Carnies.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
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81 Hurricane Katrina.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
33 mins ago
39 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
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32 The Three-Fifths Compromise.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
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1 Full frontal nudity.
Puberty.
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51 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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31 Dental dams.
What's a girl's best friend?
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Hipsters.
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Skeletor.
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Civilian casualties.
 
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