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1 A brain tumor.
What's the crustiest?
53 mins ago
75 Ronald Reagan.
It's a trap!
53 mins ago
55 A mating display.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
53 mins ago
55 Gandalf.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
54 mins ago
52 Seduction.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
18 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
18 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
18 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
18 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
18 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
Bestiality.
x | 2
Opposable thumbs.
c | 3
MechaHitler.
 
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