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What helps Obama unwind?
87 mins ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
88 mins ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
88 mins ago
1 White privilege.
Concealing a boner.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
88 mins ago
103 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
88 mins ago
65 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Why am I sticky?
88 mins ago
63 Testicular torsion.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
89 mins ago
1 A good sniff.
A bleached asshole.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
89 mins ago
115 A fetus.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
36 hours ago
62 Hormone injections.
What will always get you laid?
119 hours ago
39 Hulk Hogan.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
Asians who aren't good at math.
x | 2
A woman scorned.
c | 3
A can of whoop-ass.
 
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