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It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
10 mins ago
82 Full frontal nudity.
Betcha can't have just one!
10 mins ago
58 Racially-biased SAT questions.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
10 mins ago
88 German dungeon porn.
What's the most emo?
11 mins ago
88 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
11 mins ago
3 Kamikaze pilots.
The Big Bang.
What's that smell?
11 mins ago
70 The Blood of Christ.
What will always get you laid?
11 mins ago
43 The Rapture.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
11 mins ago
42 Shaft.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
11 mins ago
53 Sexy Siamese twins.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
11 mins ago
23 Take-backsies.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Edible underpants.
x | 2
Kamikaze pilots.
c | 3
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
 
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