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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
22 Impotence.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
just now
22 A zesty breakfast burrito.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
122 hours ago
63 Full frontal nudity.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
122 hours ago
31 The invisible hand.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
122 hours ago
46 Beating your wives.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
122 hours ago
44 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What do old people smell like?
122 hours ago
38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
122 hours ago
29 Friends who eat all the snacks.
What am I giving up for Lent?
122 hours ago
65 Oompa-Loompas.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
122 hours ago
52 Poor life choices.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Soiling oneself.
x | 2
Darth Vader.
c | 3
Full frontal nudity.
 
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