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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
76 mins ago
1 Kids with ass cancer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
76 mins ago
109 Tentacle porn.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
76 mins ago
50 Ring Pops™.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
76 mins ago
66 A vajazzled vagina.
I drink to forget __________.
77 mins ago
40 A reach-around.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
77 mins ago
23 Loose lips.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
77 mins ago
42 Leprosy.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
77 mins ago
92 Asians who aren't good at math.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
77 mins ago
59 Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
77 mins ago
63 Wiping her butt.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Tom Cruise.
x | 2
The invisible hand.
c | 3
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
 
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