Some Recent Plays
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
4 hours ago
12 Dying.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
4 hours ago
40 Eating an albino.
What never fails to liven up the party?
4 hours ago
95 Panda sex.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
4 hours ago
103 Tentacle porn.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
4 hours ago
33 Mutually-assured destruction.
What's a girl's best friend?
4 hours ago
26 Waterboarding.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 hours ago
110 German dungeon porn.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
5 hours ago
1 Goblins.
Dying.
What gets better with age?
5 hours ago
70 The clitoris.
What gets better with age?
6 hours ago
56 Just the tip.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Attitude.
x | 2
Oompa-Loompas.
c | 3
Judge Judy.
 
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