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A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 mins ago
40 Jewish fraternities.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
61 mins ago
61 Foreskin.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
61 mins ago
58 Dick Cheney.
What ended my last relationship?
61 mins ago
73 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
What will always get you laid?
61 mins ago
39 The forbidden fruit.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
61 mins ago
1 The Gulags.
Global warming.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
61 mins ago
2 Making a pouty face.
A balanced breakfast.
What do old people smell like?
62 mins ago
34 The √úbermensch.
Why am I sticky?
62 mins ago
41 Copping a feel.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
62 mins ago
2 Fear itself.
Dead babies.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
x | 2
Mad hacky-sack skills.
c | 3
Passable transvestites.
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