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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
40 hours ago
68 Front butt.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
40 hours ago
36 Stranger danger.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
40 hours ago
61 Grandma.
What's the crustiest?
40 hours ago
39 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
40 hours ago
1 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
Customer service representatives.
Why do I hurt all over?
40 hours ago
48 Dead babies.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
40 hours ago
1 A time travel paradox.
The miracle of childbirth.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
40 hours ago
69 The Amish.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
40 hours ago
49 Passing a kidney stone.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
40 hours ago
2 Prosti-tots.
Auschwitz.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
Shapeshifters.
x | 2
Civilian casualties.
c | 3
Tweeting.
 
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