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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
13 mins ago
34 Creed.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
13 mins ago
71 The gays.
Why do I hurt all over?
13 mins ago
21 Slow motion.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
13 mins ago
43 Being on fire.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
13 mins ago
2 A time travel paradox.
A bleached asshole.
What's the most emo?
13 mins ago
72 Mouth herpes.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
12 hours ago
46 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
12 hours ago
37 A wisecracking terrorist.
Why can't I sleep at night?
12 hours ago
18 A nuanced critique.
What ended my last relationship?
13 hours ago
77 Literally eating shit.
z | 1
Vehicular manslaughter.
x | 2
Classist undertones.
c | 3
Passable transvestites.
 
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