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During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
44 Shaft.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Statistically validated stereotypes.
Crippling debt.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
2 mins ago
44 Flightless birds.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
3 mins ago
33 Ronald Reagan.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 mins ago
84 Edible underpants.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
4 mins ago
29 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
4 mins ago
41 Santa Claus.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
4 mins ago
44 Twinkies®.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
5 mins ago
57 Being fabulous.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
6 mins ago
113 Crystal meth.
z | 1
x | 2
Lumberjack fantasies.
c | 3
Sexual tension.
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