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What's the most emo?
3 hours ago
61 Passable transvestites.
It's a trap!
3 hours ago
81 Masturbation.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
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77 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
9 hours ago
63 Lady Gaga.
What's the most emo?
9 hours ago
41 Frolicking.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
12 hours ago
44 Oversized lollipops.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
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91 Licking things to claim them as your own.
What never fails to liven up the party?
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69 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
What ended my last relationship?
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61 Tiger Woods.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
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z | 1
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The boners of the elderly.
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Kanye West.
 
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