Some Recent Plays
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
10 hours ago
90 A fetus.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
10 hours ago
92 Bestiality.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
15 hours ago
22 An Oedipus complex.
__________. It's a trap!
27 hours ago
97 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
27 hours ago
15 The chronic.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
27 hours ago
135 2 Girls 1 Cup.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
27 hours ago
51 Improvised explosive devices.
What's my secret power?
27 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
27 hours ago
1 Passable transvestites.
Front butt.
Why do I hurt all over?
27 hours ago
30 Overcompensation.
z | 1
Beating your wives.
x | 2
Passing a kidney stone.
c | 3
The Kool-Aid Man.
 
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