Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
25 Apologizing.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
85 Menstruation.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
3 hours ago
87 Tickle Me Elmo™.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 hours ago
69 Panty raids.
What helps Obama unwind?
3 hours ago
98 Getting really high.
What's the most emo?
3 hours ago
51 Bees?
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 hours ago
60 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
4 hours ago
46 Stranger danger.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
5 hours ago
1 A monkey smoking a cigar.
A crappy little hand.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
5 hours ago
24 Too much hair gel.
z | 1
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
x | 2
One thousand Slim Jims.
c | 3
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